Fortunes

I've had some interesting bits of optimism come out of fortune cookies the past several months. Thought they'd be fun to share for the sake of entertainment and for something a little different.

• You are interested in public service and would make an outstanding statesman.
• The star of riches is shining upon you.
• You will soon be crossing warm waters for a fun vacation.
• Good things are coming to you in due course of time.
• You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth.
• The job is well done.
• You will make a fortune with your friend.
• Be adventuresome and try a new look.
• Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

I will say this, the Asian practice of keeping a cup of coins by your front door, to bring in money, works! First time I did it, I got my current job. The next The next time I put pennies in the cup, there was an out-of-nowhere $75 refund to my savings account...1 day later. Just like the Shrek soundtrack says, "I'm a believer." ;)

No earthly idea what all these could mean, but definitely appreciate the good vibes from the cosmic powers that be. (Bows respectfully to them.)